by Candice Ann Moraga

I swear it was fate…
…when you stole my bar-stool

You insulted me…
…and made me look the fool

First, you told me…
…I was irritating & annoying

I didn’t know…
…were you serious, or toying?

I felt like cracking you…
…up-side the head

Figures I’d somehow…
…end up in your bed

So I just wanna say…
I’m sorry I called you an asshole!